Wednesday, July 30, 2014

My Sojourn in the ER

I made a fool of myself in the ER recently.   Here's what happened:  I was at the gym, climbing onto the treadmill.   I punched in  the settings: weight-170, time - 45 minutes, speed - 2.8 mph, and elevation - 7.5%. Somehow the speed and elevation got interchanged and I suddenly found the treadmill going 7.5 mph, way faster than I can manage.I called out a feeble "help" and crashed hard onto my right side bounced around unceremoniously and eventually fell off the end.

My son, Thabie, and a trainer quickly came to my side and lifted me up.   My shoulder felt very sore, so Thabie drove me to the ER where I was quickly admitted.  The doctor ordered an X-ray which showed I had dislocated my shoulder.  The friendly and excellent doctor said he's heard of a new method of resetting the joint without anesthesia and hadn't tried it out yet.

He grabbed my shoulder firmly and started to push, whereupon I disgraced myself by screaming in pain and begging him to stop.  There followed a lot of movement (I think he must have given me a shot), much fussing around and then the triumphant announcement that my shoulder had been reset.  I was fitted with a sling and sent on my way with instructions to see my orthopedist soon.



Here's what I looked like (appropriately sad) for three weeks.  A lot of things were suddenly difficult, eating, brushing my teeth, scratching my back, and so forth.   A visit to my orthopedist, three sessions of physical therapy, and  here's what I looked like:

  

My shoulder still hurts a lot but I'm on my way to recovery.   This experience is not recommended for someone my age or anyone else for that matter.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Winter in the White Mountains - Take 2

Over the past few weeks, I had two very welcome surprises: first Fran Ansley, celebrating her 50th Putney School reunion contacted by phone and email, reminiscing fondly about camping trips we had taken.   I posted Fran's redirection  of our fall 63 trip up Mt. Adams.  Then a woman, who has lived in Australia for the past 45 years, and was a camper at the Putney Summer work Camp 60 years ago (when I was a counselor) managed to get in touch with  me via email.   She too reminisced about our camping trips.   I confess it's heartwarming to hear from these people with warm memories.

When I wrote "Winter in the White Mountains, an Adventure Story," I was recalling events v from 49 years  back.   In today;s post, here's Fran recalling the trip two weeks after the fact and in rich detail.

Winter Climb 1964 -- Mt. Adams and Crag Camp
Dear Mama and Daddy,
Bill Melvin is taking a group up Mt. Adams next weekend.  It looks like it will be a great trip.  Bob Mills will be co-leader.  (Normally Bill does not have a co-leader, but for a winter climb, this is really indispensable, and I think Bob will be a perfect person to have along.)
Last night we had a meeting in Bill’s apartment -- Boy, you wouldn’t believe the equipment.  Bear-paw (not tear-drop) snow shoes, long underwear, two pairs of wool pants, baggy ski pants, two sweaters, flannel shirt, hooded parka, gloves, mittens, four pairs of wool socks at least, boots, mukluks (canvas things that go over boots), one ski pole, face mask, down sleeping bag, etc., etc., etc.
Tomorrow another girl and I are going to make a fruit cake crammed with nuts, dates, fruit, raisins, honey, molasses, etc., for us to eat at night.  This is “survival bread,” as Bill says, “the  most amount of energy for the least amount of effort.”  On the trail, we’ll also have bags of GORP -- M&Ms, nuts, raisins, etc.  It scares but thrills me to think of all this. 
Yesterday, three of us girls who are going on the hike snowshoed up to Hepper Caldwell’s.  We went up a huge, steep hill that Bill told us to practice on for the trip.  It was fun and VERY cold and clear.  We were so clumsy with the huge things on our feet, slipping and sliding up the hill.  We wound up at Hepper’s and played with her four beautiful children until she got back from Brattleboro, then had tea and cinnamon toast like civilized people.  She drove us back down in time for dinner.  A very nice afternoon.
Today I’ve been racing around trying to dig up equipment.  I still need goggles and all kinds of things …

After the trip:
Well, where to start?  I want to tell you everything, but I just can’t.  The trip was a wonderful, wonderful thing, just as I knew it would be.
We left Friday after fourth period, the Greenbrier jammed with our packs, nine pairs of snow shoes, crampons, and food.  It takes about four hours to get to Bill Melvin’s cabin down below Crawford Notch.  It took us five, because the car was acting up.  Wonderful ride, everybody singing and teaching each other new rounds.  Bill telling off-color stories, etc. 
By the time we got there, of course, it was dark.  We piled out and walked the three quarters of a mile from the highway over the railroad tracks, into the woods, and on to the cabin.  Meanwhile one of the boys (the “tall one” I told you about before) was getting more and more excited.  He is such a good and funny person (and he must get so tired of being described as the tall guy).  He loves Bill’s cabin so much, and was the only one on the trip who’d been there before.  So as we were slogging along, he kept saying “Oh man, almost there.  Oh my god, I can’t stand it.”  We found, unbelievably, it was as great as he had said.  Here is a diagram of the floor plan …
We crammed in and started a fire in the fireplace and in the wood stove -- everyone ravenous (about 9:30 by now) --  Bill began making trips for water with whoever wanted to help.  I went with him once, and it was quite an expedition.  You walk about a quarter of a mile down to a brook.  Even in winter there’s liquid water there, because of the 75-foot cascade that tumbles down and keeps it from freezing solid.  You walk out on the ice to the hole that the rushing water makes, and throw a bucket on a rope into the water -- Bill said this was the first year he hasn’t fallen in.
There were steaks and vegetable soup and fruit cocktail for supper.  Everyone began to really relax and form an easy group.  We got the rolling, hysterical giggles about something inane, and finally all piled into bed.  The girls got the bunks (four bunks fold down from the wall on chains), and the boys got the floor.  Four hours later, at 4:30, we were waked up by Bill.  Time to get started.  We had breakfast, got dressed, and headed back to the car.  It was an hour’s drive from there to the place where we started climbing. 
Bill went into the people’s house who live at the base of the trail and registered us.  We all strapped crampons onto our packs, put on our snowshoes, and started off.  The first two miles were easy climbing … hard because of the steadiness of the gradual ascent, but really, as Bill said, “just a stroll through the woods.”  We took turns breaking trail -- the boys sticking it out for long stretches, the girls lasting fewer steps, but we worked at it too.  It was a wonderful feeling to be first in line, tracking the untouched snow, but it was terribly hard on the legs.  When you’d had enough, you dropped to the back of the line where it was easy going.  (When you are in the back of the line, eight people have been ahead of you and packed out the trail.)
Anyway, after about four hours, we reached a junction, stopped and had lunch, and then went on.  It was only about a mile to the camp from there, but that mile was straight up.  It took us three hours just to do that one mile. 
I had quite a hard time because my snowshoes didn't fit right.  To go up hill, you have to flip the snowshoe up into a horizontal position, and dig the toe of it into the snow.  The snowshoe needs to be horizontal, or you just slide backward on it.  (See diagram.)  Well there were times when I really didn't think I’d make it, because the toe of my mukluk-covered boot wouldn't stick in the hole right (perhaps because they were too big, and kind of floppy out there on the toe), so it was very hard to flip up the snowshoe and keep it aligned right.  Hard to explain, but it was very wearing, let me put it that way. Anyway, we finally did get to Crag Camp.
It is an incredible place.  Bunks, porch, sofas in front of a fireplace, a snug woodshed, stove, sink and an actual real live PUMP ORGAN.  It is also about 20 feet from a precipice that drops 1500 feet straight down.  Funny rickety rustic furniture, Bach chorale books, two bedrooms.  When we came in, everything inside was sifted over with fine snow.  It had come down the chimney, seeped under the door, blown in the windows, etc.  On the sofa there were tiny, tiny mouse tracks all in the snow.  So there was snow dusting to do.
But first we put on some snow in a pot to melt, and then we started for the summit right away while we still had daylight.  Because we were so high up, there were fewer trees, and the snow was not so deep due to getting blown about by the wind.  So we shed our snowshoes (hallelujah) and put on our crampons, which are spiky things that punch into the crust and help you keep your footing.  SO much nicer than snowshoes!   With the change of footwear, and shedding of packs, you felt light as a feather, and nimble too.  It was bliss.  As soon as we got above timberline, we put on face masks …  But as I told you on the phone, we had to give up before we even reached the col, because of the clouds.  The decision was that it wasn’t safe, and also wouldn’t be particularly rewarding if we were totally socked in.
So we hurtled back down to Crag Camp (practically running down -- it took us a third of the time it took to go up), had supper, sang, got back rubs from Bill, and collapsed into bed.
The first thing I heard next morning was Bill’s mellifluous voice telling us it was 25 degrees below zero.  Brother, was it ever hard to get out of my nice warm arctic sleeping bag.
Breakfast was really funny, with everyone trying to thaw out their boots, socks shirts, gloves, etc.  Socks had frozen hard in the shape of whatever they were draped over.
And we DID get to the summit that next day.  The very top is something I simply cannot express to you.  It was as if you had been dissolved into the elements and ceased to exist.  The wind was so strong (110 mph the filling station man said that night when we told him where we had been that morning) you couldn’t think, you couldn't see, you couldn't hear, you could only hang on for dear life.  It if hadn’t been for the crampons we would have been blown away.  I’m sure this was the stretch during which several of us got a bit of frost bite -- and G., with his long legs that have a tendency to be too long for any reasonable pant-leg, got more than a bit.
I want you all to SEE it … up near the top is like fairyland.  Little tiny trees completely covered in frozen-over snow.  Sometimes you step through the crust and see that you have been walking over the tops of little trees all along.
Anyway, down we came, following our flagged ski poles back.  Also red dye marks that Bob Mills, bless his heart, made on the snow as we went up.  We picked up our packs at the camp, switched (groan) back to snowshoes, and started down. 
“Bahoomyhoomy” is the word for what we did next.  One of the boys on the trip coined it his freshman year, and it means simply sitting down on your snowshoes and sliding.  Bill starts off, and everyone follows, careening and rolling and whooping -- like a toboggan ride -- back down that steep section of the trail.  We hit the junction soon (couldn’t believe what a short time it had been), and then stood up once more and hiked the rest of the way back down to the trailhead.  Supper at a Howard Johnson’s with everyone laughing at our decrepit state, and the boys ordering huge mounds of food.
Now I’m practically recovered.  The frostbite on my chin itches a little, and my feet are still swollen, but that’s all.  I had a sore throat today, but I slept, and it’s going away.  I must go now and get ready for supper.  I love you all.  Please know how much I thank you for letting me have experiences like this one …